I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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