rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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