Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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