I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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