I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
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Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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