Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Someone signed my nipple.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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