how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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