even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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