she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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