Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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