A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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