im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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