At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
ok first of all what the fuck
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