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Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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