Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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