Dual....:-)
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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