It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
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I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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