do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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