And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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