what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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