Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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