There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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