the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
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