I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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