i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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