Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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