why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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