Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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