Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
And then he peed in my hair
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