You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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