You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
as a side note pls kill me
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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