the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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