oh god the rape fog is back!
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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