I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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