i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
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