I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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