My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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