His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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