I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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