I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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