i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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