check it out our google latitudes are spooning
wat bout pragnant strippers??
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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