i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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