I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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