...so i touched it.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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did i walk over a car last night?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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