No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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