just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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