youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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