You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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