i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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